Friday, December 08, 2006

Oi Oi Oi!

Well, it's been almost a week since I last posted the last time here. Nothing special happened so far, even football was quite lame. What more to say about a 0-0!?

Anyway, due to the fact that nothing happened so far I decided to post a little summary out of my personal hero's adventures; Mr D.S. Bruce Robertson. He is still fiction, but it could also be real, you know...hehe-I just love the way this book is written! I laughed so hard while reading it the first time...

Ok, first I have to admit that our hero went to amsterdam to...well, let's say to have some extraordinary fun.

"...I've gone into a cinema and paid for a high-tech booth. The green light is off and the red light is on. I'm snug. It's not too bad, the film, a sci-fi effort about two extraterrestrial spacedykes who kidnap nubile virgin schoolies from an American town; from schools, discos, outside shopping centres etc, and condition them into lesbianism through forcing them into repeated sex acts. The long term plan of the crafty alien dykes is to make men superflous and Earth into a lesbian planet, ruled, of course, by them. A stud detective and his crew of sexual athletes have to save the young schoolies from carpet munching and bring them back over the right side, through the power of their cocks. Eventually, after fucking the schoolies back into heterosexuality the ace detective faces his greatest challenge in a conflict with the superpoweredcosmic lesbos. He has to bring them over to the other side. It turns out to be a happy ending for all. The dyke spacegirls find out that they love cock, but the cop admits that lesbianism is a turn-on for men, provided the women are good-looking and they can watch. So they decided to join forces and exterminate all homosexual men.
Quite a sound movie, and it's good to see a film so politically correct. I can relate. The schoolies are all hot and the spacedykes pretty fucking superb..."

Hahahahhaha, what a script for a movie! Think about it...

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